I’ve made a gofundme to try and raise the money for my grandpa’s cremation, any attention or sharing is greatly appreciated. Just the idea anyone is thinking of my grandpa means the world to me.
When the samurai offers me a choice between treading upon a copper plate bearing the likeness of my favorite mutual’s avatar, or being lashed to the rocks by the shore as the tide comes in. Buddy, you best believe I’m taking the rocks
“i only wanna eat things with ingredients i can pronounce” has always been one of the funniest moral positions of all time. literally just learn how to pronounce more ingredients then? truly undefeated in its celebration of ignorance












